New song · about the Tallahassee mailers

Not From Here

Glossy mail from Tallahassee. We live here.

The lyric video. Tap play, sound on. Just the song (MP3)

The lyrics

Verse 1Got a postcard in my mailbox, prettiest you’ve seen Our pier and our palm trees, blue water and green Said “Vote YES on One through Eight,” so glossy and so nice Then I flipped that baby over and I had to read it twice Pre-chorusNot from my neighbor, not from my street Not from a guy I’d ever meet… ChorusGlossy mail from Tallahassee, never touched our sand Payin’ big to change a town they’ll never understand We live here, we vote here, so let’s make it crystal clear: Vote NO on all eight, ’cause that money’s not from here! (Hey!)Verse 2Suite One on East Park Avenue, three hundred miles away Nine hundred forty-three grand came in a single day Not one neighbor chipped in, not one single dime Just committees payin’ committees, all the time Pre-chorusNot from the condo, not from the shore Not from anybody next door… ChorusGlossy mail from Tallahassee, never touched our sand Payin’ big to change a town they’ll never understand We live here, we vote here, so let’s make it crystal clear: Vote NO on all eight, ’cause that money’s not from here! (Hey!)BridgeThey wanna slow your petition, stretch the Mayor to four Send our ethics up to Tallahassee, nobody local anymore They cut the time you gotta live here before you run the show… So when they say “common sense,” we say: No! No! No! Final chorusGlossy mail from Tallahassee, never touched our sand Payin’ big to change a town they’ll never understand We live here, we vote here, we’ll be here every year Vote NO on all eight, ’cause that money’s not from here!OutroNot from here… (not from here!) Never touched our sand… (not from here!) Keep your glossy mail, Tallahassee… We’ve got a beach to protect.

Every line, on the record

  • The mailer: “Vote YES for Lauderdale-By-The-Sea Questions 1–8,” paid for by Florida Taxpayers Defense, 115 East Park Avenue, Suite 1, Tallahassee.
  • $943,500 in one day: the committee’s state filings show it took in $943,500 on October 8, 2025, all of it from other committees, and no donation from a person since 2025.
  • The bridge: the petition timelines (Question 1), four-year terms for the Mayor (Question 2), ethics removals by a state board (Question 6) and the shorter residency rule (Question 8), all in Ordinance 2026-04.

All of it, with links: the Tallahassee email.

♫ Hear all the songs: the LBTS playlist

November 3 · Mayor: Randy Strauss · Seat 1: Howard Goldberg · Seat 2: Patrick Ferguson · NO on all 8 charter changes

Satire and opinion set to music, from Let’s Protect Our Paradise. Label photo: Lauderdale-By-The-Sea beach, Gatorfan252525, CC BY-SA 4.0.